Law Of...

(Rules for which reasons are not-known...)

Very interesting.

Just enjoy the accuracy of these rules.



*Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
(as i know this one)


*Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.


*Telephone Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.


*Law of the ALIBI
If you use the excuse that you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will actually have a flat tire.
(find something else)


*Law of QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.


*Bell's Theorem:
As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub,
or the shower at full blast, the cellphone will ring.


*Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are in a situation where you do not want to be
seen by anybody. (si Bombay n n'man)


*Law of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to the repairman that
a machine doesn't work, it will.


*Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reachability of the area.


*Theater Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.


*Law on weight loss:
When you have a 50 gram bar of Chocolate you will put on
1 Kilogramme of weight on your hips.



*Coffee Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.


*Office Law:
When you are working late, the boss will never be around.
When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.






Probably old, Right?

But still enjoyable.

Thought you had experienced almost all of them.


That rules however, always Works..... Trust me.